Thursday, November 12, 2009

introduction

Hi, my name is Isak and I am going to tell you about me. My favorite type of music is heavy metal, rock, metal, and heavy rock. My favorite band is “Disturbed,” because the way they play makes me feel awesome. My other favorite bands are “sick puppies, him, nickelback, wolfmother, papa roach, bullet for my valentine, drowning pool, slipknot, korn, kill switch engage, avenged sevenfold, bon jovi, my chemical romance, dio, Three day grace, Three doors down, blue oyster cult, white zombie, rob zombie, static x, and danzing. One of my favorite singer is elena siegman

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Wild card essay

The hippie in hell

Their once was a hippie who drank and smoked in his house. One day the hippie was to overdose that he woke up in a room. The hippie had no manners he would throw trash his girlfriend dumped him because he had no manners. He saw that there was a door and the tried to open it and the doornob and the doornob broke of. He saw a chair and he sat down. When he was waiting he took out a piece of gum. He threw the piece of rapper on the floor. Then all of a sudden a chubby lady appeared. She said “My goodness don’t you clean after you’re self young man if you’re mom came and saw you she would be mad at you”. The hippie guy said “Don’t judge me old lady besides were am I”. The lady said “now you ask nicely instead of being rude”. “Yeah well what are you going to do about it” said the hippie. The lady just left without say a word she just disappeared. “Rude”! said the hippie. The hippie was just sitting there in the room then the hippie was done chewing his gum like a normal person would have done. When a the hippie smoked a joint a guy came out. The guy looked like he plays cards a lot. The guy The guy said “Ricks the name playing cards is my game.” The hippie told him were he was, rick said he would play card and if he win he would tell him, but if he loses then he has to find out by himself.

The hippie lost so the Rick disappeared. The hippie sat down and he was just trying open the door with the doornob. He saw a table with a numbers that could be taken. He was number forty-two. For some reason a speaker said “number five, number five”. The number that the hippie had number forty – two. “Oh man” said the hippie because he had number forty-two. It took about four hours just so the speaker said number six. The hippie kept on staying on the room he was smoking and smoking. He was almost out of joints. When anther four hours came the speaker just said number seven. When anther four hours came the speaker didn’t say anything. The hippie was out of joints. The hippie saw a radio came out and played heavy metal. The hippie was covering his ears. HE hated heavy metal because he never understood it. He said why amI being tortured. suddenly a guy came and said hello. The hippie saw that the guy was wearing red all over. The hippie said “Groovy dude”. The guy in red said “welcome my boy”. The hippie said “boy! I am not a boy dude”. “ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!” said the guy in red. “Where am I?” said the hippie. “Your in hell my friend.” “Hell!!!” how did that happen what was I doing wrong. The devil said “what does the word overdose mean in the dictionary.” The hippie was scared so the guy in red said to “him welcome to hell.” The hippie was now a guy trapped in hell.